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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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i know you look on my status.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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