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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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i’m tired, i need money
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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i know you look on my status.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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