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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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i know you look on my status.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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