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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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i know you look on my status.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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