Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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A broken promise is as good as a lie .
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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i know you look on my status.
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