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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Error: status unavailable
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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Mans are many but money is money.
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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Non-urgent calls only!!
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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Online by public demand
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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