Text Status
Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
Funny Status
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Copy
38
You are special.... But not for me.
Copy
115
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Copy
90
i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
Copy
41
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Copy
664
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Copy
341
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
Copy
55
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
Copy
31
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Copy
71
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Copy
164
You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
Copy
363
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Copy
290
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
Copy
29
Learn then remove 'L'.
Copy
1K
What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
Copy
61
Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
Copy
32
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
Copy
49
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Copy
349
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Copy
88
Funny Status
