Text Status
Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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Online by public demand
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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i’m tired, i need money
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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Error: status unavailable
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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