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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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