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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Online by public demand
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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