Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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