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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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i know you look on my status.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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