I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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