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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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i know you look on my status.
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