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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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i know you look on my status.
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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i’m tired, i need money
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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